Pidgeon Day

Pidgeon Day is held on August 15th every year by the Pidgeons of the world. They celebrate by kidnapping the Vice President and feeding his left leg to a Ferret. Then they make octopus pie and eat it over Mitt Romney's bed as he sleeps.

History
Pidgeon Day was invented By Stephen T. Pidgeon when equality amongst Humans, Ferrets, Pidgeons, Cacti, and Unicorns was demanded by Justine Schwartz, founder of the world's Calendar Stores and Antique Shops.

Religion
The Pidgeon religion is the only known religion to celebrate this holiday. The pidgeon religion is a religion led by Stephen T. Pidgeon (Inventor) that worships the great black pidgeon, Xolotl, who takes souls from living beings to give birth to pidgeons anew.